Why so CHEAP?
Because I imported a ship load, and my buyer (a greedy, scum sucking, corporate Florida theme park with a rodent cartoon character for a mascot) backed out, went behind my back and cut its own deal in Mexico. Since then, I've had this epiphany about American corporate morals and the current generation of profit-at-any-cost slash-and-burn business.

My sales philosophy is simple.  I believe you should get more than you pay for. And I think you should get it faster than you expect. You don't deserve to get jerked around.

So, if you prefer to dial a "1-800" number and order from a "highly trained" 19-year-old high school dropout "customer service specialist," you've come to the wrong place. 

And if you want to order from a glossy 50 page catalog with fuzzy pictures of skinny models, you're knocking on the wrong door. 

I keep my overhead down and my prices low.  I don't have an expensive storefront with inflated rent or bothersome telephones. There's no staff, so no one steals me blind or forgets to show up for work. There's no withholding or social security. No office politics. No vacation schedules or personality conflicts.  Just me and a warehouse full of beautiful hammocks.

I don't run up your price by buying TV or newspaper or radio advertising. I don't do junk mailouts or slick catalogs. I don't put annoying inserts in your magazines or run bogus contests or pissy little switch and bait giveaways.

There are no tricks here. No double talk. No gimmicks. Just beautiful handmade hammocks at deep discount prices. I hand select and personally package each order. 

Those flat-bellied, young marketing types tell me I'll never make a fortune doing it this way and you know what?  That's just fine with me. I don't much care for foreign cars, cell phones and $100 haircuts.

Check around, because THIS I GUARANTEE.
You won't find lower prices
anywhere in the U.S. of A.

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